Cliche Pun on Book Title

• Adam: is there some reason why we can't just make a district court for the district of the internet?
• me: hm
• where
• Adam: um
• on the internet
• lawyers could sign in
• me: because then you have to force all litigants to travel there
• ahhhhhh
• Adam: have a little chat room
• maybe video chat
• me: doesn't that violate some basic principles of the judicial system
• Adam: some judges already videoconference in to some proceedings
• me: /impose technological requirements
• everyone involved, even the jury, has to have videochat
• witnesses
• how do you introduce evidence?
• Adam: everything you're saying just makes this idea seem more awesome
• me: make sure it isn't doctored
• /photoshopped
• Adam: okay so maybe there are some details that would need to be worked out
• me: i mean, i guess it would mean internet lawyers wouldn't need pants
• which would be nice
• i could just buy a bunch of blazers
• and wear gym shorts on the bottom
• Adam: no one would know!
• me: ahahaha
• there are some serious kinks to work out there
• Adam: but think about the upsides
• you could put INTERNET ATTORNEY on your business card
• member of the internet bar
• me: ballin
• Adam: the internet bar exam available in english, spanish, and 1337
• me: The WWW Circuit Court of Appeals
• yesssss
• also in c++ or binary
• Adam: you could do your cross exam entirely through pictures of animals with questions written on them
• me: wow
• oh just wow
• only lolcats
• you can haz murder weapon?
• OBJECTIONZ!
• Adam: lol j/k
• me: instead of innocent/guilty you get a verdict of :) or :(
• ok, this is getting blogged
• Adam: the court reporter would of course be tweeting the record
• me: yesssss
• Adam: @judge objection h34rs4y
• @counselor lmao overruled
• me: YES

Posted at 11:01pm.