Cliche Pun on Book Title

eat. drink. be merry.

My tires on my car are low (note to self: take care of this shit) and I was looking in the glovebox to see if there was a tire pressure gauge in there.  The car belongs to my grandmother and I’m just borrowing it for the year.  I found the usual assortment of junk in there; flashlight, owner’s manual…corkscrew.

I mean, obvi, who doesn’t keep a corkscrew in their glovebox?

Also, this weekend my family managed to shock/appall Eric again.  When we were ready to drive downtown to dinner, my mom suggested Eric pour his unfinished beer into a cup and make it a traveler.  If there’s one thing I fucking love about the south, it’s travelers. 

Posted at 11:20am.

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