I was “selected” to take one of those random health surveys for Emory. I usually do them out of some perverted sense of being a good person, or whatever. I may not feed the homeless, but I’ll complete any 30-minute survey you email me.
Anyway, the point is, it was asking a ton of questions, and in the section about “energy products” it asked me if I use “Energy Lip Balm”. What. the. fuck.
Someone please find me some Energy Lip Balm. Stat.
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