Cliche Pun on Book Title

eat. drink. be merry.

I just googled “how to fold a fitted sheet.” This may seem lame, but I just did laundry and my linen closet looks banging now, thanks to this dude.

Also, in homemaking news, did you know that some ovens (including mine, apparently) are self-cleaning? Like, my oven is a robot and it is cleaning itself right now. I’m fascinated. Now, if only my apartment didn’t smell like burning.

Posted at 12:15am.

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